2009 P.O.S Dodge Challenger "Car"
The first time I saw one of these on the road I couldn't believe my eyes. I remember saying to myself "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PIECE OF SHIT?" Yes the muscle car comeback is at it again. First the Ford Shitstang, then the Chevrolet Camaro (least offensive but still crap) and then comes along this fucking eye sore horse shit crap fuck ugly excuse for a car. So here we are in a time where gas prices are going through the roof, we are running low on oil (at least that's what the oil companies are saying) and the environment is starting to show real signs of poisoning. So what are the car companies doing? Producing gas guzzling pollution enhancing cars that should have been kept buried in the sand since the early 80s.
I mean WHAT THE FUCK? Not only is the Challenger a butt ugly gas guzzler - but it looks as though they did nothing to even try to make it look like it belonged to this or the last decade. It sticks out like a sore genital on the roads and every time I see one (which is about three times now) my lunch or dinner lifts up to the top of my neck and I have to struggle not to throw up all over it.
Sure the PT Cruiser is ugly, sure the Honda Element looks like a box you wouldn't shit in but this thing takes the cake.
I went to the web site to look at the specs and threw up all over my monitor. I threw up at the EPA.
I bet a lot of people (4 or 5) disagree because they are still living in the 70s and want to relive the nostalgic childhood when gas was 10 cents a gallon and pollution was only understood as farting but I am sorry - if you bought this car you are irresponsible and selfish.
I give it is 0/10.
Here are some other reviews of the car:
Yes this is a fugly car. And Chryser wonders why they went bankrupt. Who buys these things?
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